I’m a Highly Skilled Domestic Engineer

I always knew  being a mother would take incredible skill and stamina.

I knew  my endurance would be tested beyond imagination and I would have to dig deep within my personal knowledge and resources to develop highly important problem-solving strategies.

I knew  the functionality and the efficiency of the household was going to depend on me.

I knew  posterity depended on my ability to pass on these skills to my highly intelligent offspring so they could function with success and brilliance in the broad world around them.

Toilet Paper Art

I didn’t know  some of motherhood skills were so highly-advanced and so incredible, these feats could not be attempted or achieved by the father of the household.

I didn’t know  how hard it would be to instruct on this technically-advanced talent.

I didn’t know that in some areas the skill would be impossible to be passed on and would be borne and used by

me

and

me

alone.

 

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And, as I was devastated to discover when this truck drove by – professional help is NOT available.

TweetHighly-skilled Domestic Engineer conquers toilet paper rolls.

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5 Responses to I’m a Highly Skilled Domestic Engineer

  1. Anonymous January 26, 2009 at 12:26 am #

    Ah, their lack of participation may be caused by the question of ‘should the roll be loaded so it pulls over the top or pulled from the bottom?” Such dilemmas can confuse even the most highly skilled individual.

  2. nitalin January 26, 2009 at 2:50 am #

    I have sometimes wondered what will happen in my daughter’s home, because of this very dilemma. Then I remember my own mother’s complaint.

  3. Anonymous January 27, 2009 at 4:15 am #

    toilet paper is over rated, signed a too busy husband . . .

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