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No Help in Sight

No Help in Sight for the Toilet Paper Trustees

If ya’ wanna’ gather a crowd of disheartened and  commiserating moms, start talking about empty toilet paper tubes. Seriously. The burden of this responsibility was cleverly veiled in the womanhood/motherhood/wifehood descriptions. We knew we’d be entrusted to purchase the necessary commodity, the most necessary in the household, but we didn’t know we’d be solely responsible […]

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What I REALLY Wanted For Christmas

You know how despite how much you spend on Christmas presents, there’s always that one kid that pouts because they “didn’t get what they wanted?” Yea, well this year, I’m that kid. Overall, it was a pretty great Christmas for our family.  We opened a pile of presents, ate too many cookies, and spent quality […]

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I Look Like a Barbie Doll

In a mother’s life there’s a sad, sad turning point, when you stop being the joy and delight of your child’s life, and they’re embarrassed around you regarding you over you near you… Pick any preposition and add yourself, to describe the dimensions of their embarrassment. We were going to run a quick errand. OK, […]

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Oh Where is My Scissors?

Other than The Song That Never Ends, there is only one other song I can’t tolerate, Veggie Tales “Where Is My Hairbrush?” Not only are the lyrics and the bouncy tune stuck-in-your-head-forever-and-ever annoying, it’s a simple truth I don’t want to be reminded of. (I know I’m no ‘posed to end a sentence with a […]

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Topless Woman at the Beach

To celebrate the 4th of July, we went to the beach. I was extremely relaxed packing for ONLY two kids, since two have moved out and two are working at Bible camps for the summer. Daughter Jana and husband Aaron, however, found it a little challenging to pack for TWO kids, adjusting to the increased […]

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