These wouldn’t have been so bad…
I kinda’ get the feeling that chewing a
whole pack of gum at once
might be slightly discouraged in cultured circles.
I kinda’ get the feeling that blowing a bubble that was
nearly as big as your head before it popped
might also be frowned upon in public.
I guess next year,
will not be getting a package of bubble gum in his stocking.
He’ll be getting two.
My Dad taught me this little poem,
taught to him by his father.
The gum chewing girl,
and the cud chewing cow,
they are alike,
yet different somehow.
I see it now,
it’s the clear thoughtful expression,
on the face of the cow.